About us
Our website is dedicated to NPNW and we're passionate about providing you with the latest and most useful information on NPNW. We are a diverse and inclusive team from different genetic, social, and economic backgrounds with a passion for innovation, commitment and excellence. We are rebellious optimists with a desire to shape a better future for mankind. Our mission is to raise awareness about the struggles of millions of pussy insecure men all over the world and to expand their potential, accelerate innovation and achieve greatness. Our ultimate goal is to ensure the survival and wellbeing of humanity.
Our team
Zero
Chris
Zero
Zero is the editor-in-chief, content manager and team coordinator. No one has ever seen him and not much is known about him except for the fact that he doesn't get any pussy. Rumors say that he is not a real person but a superintelligent AI bot that is trying to save humanity from total collapse.
Max
Chris
Zero
Max is the web developer and administrator of this phenomenal website. He develops and maintains the website, ensuring excellent functionality and splendid user experience, so that visitors can enjoy the magnificence of the NPNW website in its entirety. His favorite phrase is ''It's ovah''.
Alex
Chris
Chris
Alex is the investigator, noticer and lead writer of our team. He can connect the dots between patterns with exceptional precision. His favorite hobbies are slutshaming and mashing all the buttons in elevators. No idea what's up with that but it's probably one of the effects of late stage CPDD.
Chris
Chris
Chris
Chris is the fact-checker and senior writer of our team. He likes logic, FACTS, short walks on the beach and long complaints about no pussy on his pussyfree dick. His favorite phrase is ''Simple A-S''. He probably fact-checked and approved this short bio about him before Max published the page.
Steve
Elliot
Steve
Steve is clown world researcher and analyst. He visits the NPCsphere of the internet to find absurd news from this dystopian clown world. Contrary to all perma-pussyfree subhumans of our team, Steve used to be a sexhaver before the era of the sm*rtphone and the hoeflation. In his free time he likes fishing and honking (not at the same time).
mute
Elliot
Steve
Mute is the e-mail support agent of our team. He is not very devoted to his task, so usually Chris and Steve answer e-mails instead. Mute doesn't speak much. In fact, we don't even know his actual name, so we named him Mute. We suspect that he might be an undercover sexhaver, acting as if he is an oppressed pussyfree and humanrightsfree subhuman.
ZACK
Elliot
Elliot
Zack is the graphic designer and meme editor of our team. He designed the memes, the NPNW+ flag and the logo of the NPNW+ movement. His favorite hobby is enhancing various metallic objects with scratch art. He used to be a SIMPlite, a gymmaxxed coper and even a nofapper before getting enlightened by the NPNW philosophy.
Elliot
Elliot
Elliot
Elliot is the tester of the site and complaint specialist of our team. He opens the website with his iphone and complains to Max that the website doesn't look as magnificent as the desktop version. He also complains all day long that he gets no blond gf despite deserving one. Kind of annoying but at least he brings vanilla lattes in the office for us to drink.
Honorable mentions
The founding father
The pussyfree penguin
The pussyfree penguin
The founder and pioneer of Nopussynoworkism who invented the 4 holy pillars of the NPNW philosophy. Without his invention, the NPNW school of thought would have never existed.
The pussyfree penguin
The pussyfree penguin
The pussyfree penguin
The pussyfree penguin, also known as the PP, is a giant stuffed animal in our office that gives us moral support. Why is the penguin our spirit animal? Visit the Quitfuel page to find out.
Our informants
The pussyfree penguin
Our informants
The unknown informants who inform us through the contact form below about interesting news and ideas that inspire us to create new spectacular content like articles and memes.
(You)
The pussyfree penguin
Our informants
Our visitors and primarily all NPNW enthusiasts. Thank you for being part of our growing community. We are immensely grateful for your continued support and trust. Simple A-S.